While it might have been a bye-week for the team, I was able to keep busy. We had a name to go on, now, and confirming whether or not she was a student at dear, mold, Nebraska U was pretty straightforward. The Student Directory is but a quick jaunt through the Student Union.
Computer labs and video games, big-screen HD TVs in order to catch up on the soaps without having to go all the way back to the dorm, a quick nosh if your in the mood for BK or Subway. The bookstore, downstairs is always a good place to browse or lurk, or kill time.
The student directory is a time-honored bit of old-fashioned low-tech. It's like a mini phonebook that lists students, their majors, their residence if they're on campus and phone numbers if they opt in. Most don't opt in, anymore. Too many creepers and weirdos like me who want the information for less than legitimate reasons. I just wanted to see if we had an Elpis Smith listed and what info she shared.
I popped the little book open and started scanning the Smiths. There were quite a few, shockingly. I slid my finger along the margin; Ebony...Eden...Elmer...Emily...Emma...Emma...Enoch....Damn. Back to the top of the Smiths, and I found seven E. Smiths. I checked the corresponding majors, two English, one History, one Philosophy, two Business, and one Chemical Engineering. Bingo. If this was the right E. Smith, she was listed in 984 Selleck Hall. Selleck, nice. I flipped the book closed and went outside to make a call to Betty, the theme to Magnum, P.I. in my head. Magnum had the sweetest P.I. gig of all time.
I rang up Betty. Voicemail. Shit, she was probably in class. I told her what I had found out, and that I was in town and to give me a call when she got some free time. With nothing pressing and feeling slightly nostalgic, I decided to wander across the campus. I could cruise over to Oldfather, then over to the stadium, give the Statue of the Huskers tackling the K-State player a high-five, and do some shopping at the over-priced Husker Gear outlet across the street from the Stadium.
I was a slow-moving island in a sea of academic hustle and bustle. Dudes with backpacks flew past. The tribes of fraternity lads and sorority lassies trooped past in their designated daily uniforms. The Tri-Delts had some sort of jungle-themed joint imminent, and the dark green t-shirts with the silk-screened image and bright yellow Deltas accompanied really tight, really short denim shorts as the clothing du jour. Not gonna lie, no strong objection noted to the shorts.
The professors looked the same. Not the same people, just the same look, rumpled, harried, more concerned about getting published than passing on the knowledge, no matter how arcane or useless off campus.
I had turned to check out some tail-lights, perve-ing on the girlies when I noticed him. A guy who looked too old to be a student, too young to be a dad, keeping a decent tail distance but giving himself away with a hoodie with the hood up. It wasn't that cold and it wasn't that wet. I decided to do a once-twice-thrice check on him.
I spotted a girl approaching me from head-on, I stopped her with my oh-so-polite, "Excuse me, young lady." She stopped. "I think I got turned around here. I told my daughter I'd meet her at Oldfather Hall."
"Now, the guy at the Student Union..." I pointed back toward the Union, and right at Hoodie. Hoodie stopped. Once is a an accident.
I politely thanked the girl and and headed toward the stadium. I approached the statue, it is situated in such a way that one can walk completely around it. I pulled out my phone to take a few snaps, acting all touristy. Hoodie got closer. I expanded the view to zoom in on a detail. I pivoted and took a snap of Hoodie. It was easy, he was frozen about 20 yards away.
Twice is a coincidence.
I picked up my pace and headed toward the south end of the stadium, that way I actually approach closer to Hoodie, but not directly. If he doesn't know he's been made, by now, hes even dumber than I think. I angle around the Student-Athlete entrance, which projects from the main stadium building, itself. I move at a fast walk. I didn't even glance back as I rounded the corner of the entrance, into a blind spot. He had to have lost sight of me, so I waited.
I didn't have to wait long. Hoodie jogged around the corner, his hood was still up and his peripheral vision was obstructed and his focus was down range. He blew past me and I stepped out, right into his six-o'clock position.
Thrice is an act of war.
I wrapped my left arm around his shoulders, from behind, stuck my fingers from my right hand into his ribs. Hard. "Easy now," I said. You know what this is poking into your ribs, so play nice, and I wont have to play 'justifiable homicide' with my throwdown piece. Got, it?" I hissed into his ear.
He nodded. Nice and slow. "Now," I said. "You are going to tell me who sent you and why."
"Get bent," he spat. "I ain't telling you, shit."
I used the leverage I had and propelled him face-first into the wall. Class must have started, since the area was conveniently empty. "Tough guy, huh. I don't need to rough you up, too bad. Just enough to find out if you are licensed, who you work for, and how badly this will look on your evaluation."
He mumbled something that probably had to do with me and farm animals. It's so tough to understand people when they have their chin pressed into concrete.
I fished his wallet out. I kept my fingers to his ribs and flipped it open. "Michael Dixon. Probationary license with the good folks at Husker Security Services, huh. Your reporting officer will love this story. I give them a call and tell them how badly you screwed up a simple tail-job. Or, you can make me forget how badly you suck at this."
He mumbled something that sounded like, 'How?'
"Tell me who put you on to my scent, and what they want, and my memory begins to get all foggy," I explained in a calm voice.
"All right. All right. I'll tell you. Just let go of me, my face is starting to hurt." He was starting to sound pathetic.
"Nope. I'm not letting go until you spill. I have the advantage, here, bub, and I would hate to have an accidental discharge spray paint the wrong color red all over the pretty stadium."
His shoulder slumped. Surrender. "A dude named Rick Brewer hired us to figure out what you were doing. You and that weird dude, you hang out with. I got assigned to you. My adviser is on the other guy."
"Well, that does make sense. I'm going to let you go, nice and easy. Don't do anything stupid. .45 ACP rounds make an awful fucking mess."
"Ok. We're cool. Nothing stupid. No calls?"
"No calls," I said, hoping he couldn't hear the smile in my voice.
I stepped back and released him. I kept my hand in my pocket. I wanted to maintain the illusion of being armed. It would completely ruin his day to find out he had caved to a literal hand-gun.
I still needed to hear from Betty. Busy, busy day.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Friday, October 17, 2014
Rebecca's Key
Lloyd and I were behind the Green Door, again. It's the only place where you could grab a smoke. We were in the alley with Tommy, the stand-up comic for tonight's entertainment. We shared our open-air cell with some local cats that were patrolling for the things they usually find in alleys.
Tommy worked on his act. Lloyd even gave him one of his cigarillos, he needed it. He was worked up and keyed in about his upcoming performance. Lloyd told him about how the army, during the second go-round with the Krauts, recommended burning a cig while under shell fire, to help settle the nerves.
Tommy eyed Lloyd skeptically and looked to me for confirmation.
"Don't look at me," I said, dismissively. "This dude knows more about more weird shit than I know about my own background. It's either true, in which case the calming effects of the nightshade derivative should be helping, soon; or, the stimulant nature of C10H12N2 should be causing a surge of epinephrine, which should have your heart beating faster, your pupils dilating and your brain trying to figure if your going to fight or bugger off."
He flicked the remnants of the cigarillo into a puddle of steadily reducing shoreline from last night's storm. "You guys are weird," he said, as he headed for the stage door.
"We've been called worse," Lloyd said after the latch clicked into place.
"True words," I nodded, "true words".
The phone rang. Rebecca was calling. As soon as I picked up, she said, "You need to leave. There is a bus stop across Clemens Avenue, on the same side of Michigan as that bar, you're in. Meet me there in 5 minutes." She was gone.
I tossed a couple bucks on the table to cover our consumption and pulled Lloyd after me.
The bus stop was in front of an abandoned building that looked like it had been a really boss drive thru in the 50's. After that went bust, a used car dealer had tried to make a go of it. Now, it looked like something ISIS would use as an urban combat training ground. Actually, most of this part of East Lansing looked like that. We got to the stop and didn't have to wait long before a big, forest green, SUV screeched to a halt in front of us. The window powered down and a woman with Rebecca's voice told us to get in.
She pulled away from the curb and started heading back, toward the campus. Rebecca is a compact woman, probably no more than five-five, and the leanness evident along her neck and hands indicated she was in decent shape. The muscles on her arms indicated to me that she lifted things more substantial than a glass of shiraz. Her legs, which extended to the pedals from a professional-looking black skirt, looked like they were the five-mile-a-day variety. Her long, red hair was swept back into a pony tail and her green eyes flashed with every word.
Lloyd was swooning.
"We don't have much time", she said as she kicked up pebbles pulling away from the curb. "Ever since I called you about Jamie, weird stuff has been happening."
This surprised me, a bit. "Weird stuff like what?" I asked.
"The trash guy taking too long with the garbage, on the wrong day, for one. A guy, claiming to be a reporter, calling the sports information office, wanting to interview me about what a trainer really does. That's never happened and I'm not the head trainer. To top it off, I keep seeing this guy on campus who is obviously not a student trying really hard to look like a student. That wouldn't concern me so much except I go to some places on campus that most students don't even have access to."
She was on campus, now, and was navigating around the stadium. I was proud of Lloyd for not shedding a tear at the site of the defeat. "Whoever he is, he's not with us," I explained. "We might have a rival for your attentions." She shot me a look. Sometimes humor works to ease tensions. This time it worked as well as a positive pregnancy test as an April Fool's gag.
She pulled into a parking garage, swiped a card a the gate and the barrier arm lifted. We ascended a few levels and she pulled into a spot. It was beginning to get dark, and I have to admit the trees in Michigan this time of year certainly put on a show. Rebecca looked around, checking to see if traffic was clear. It was.
I was tempted to make a gag about 'Deep Throat", Mark Felt, not the porn Classic, and decided against it.
Rebecca seemed satisfied no-one was watching. "Open the glove box," she directed.
I did. A fat envelope nearly flung itself into my arms like a long-lost love.
"Go ahead, open it," Rebecca directed again. I followed her instructions. It was difficult not to. Inside the envelope were several newspaper clippings, a print-out of a grainy photograph, and several letters from Jamie to Rebecca, dated 1998, but after the disappearance.
The newspaper clippings were from the time of the disappearance and didn't really shed any light on the situation. Another clipping was from the Chicago Trib, it was about a science competition for high school kids. The winner had completed a study on long term atmospheric change on Mars in conjunction with colonization. Rebecca had highlighted the name and age of the second-place award, Elpis Smith, age 12, Evanston, IL.
The photo was tough to make a call on. It was a blow-up of a crowd shot, taken at the game that Rebecca claimed to see Jamie. I had pored over her old pics to know her face pretty well, and the quality of the print-out made me unsure. But it held the possibility of being her.
I held out the letters, "I don't have time to read these, right, now, give me the Reader's Digest version. Why are they included in the packet?"
Rebecca sighed. "When you read them, you will find out for sure why Jamie left. She was pregnant. She either didn't know or wouldn't tell me who the father was. In her last letter to me, which came about six months after she left, she told me she was going to name the baby, Elpis."
"That is an unusual name," I said.
"Greek for hope," Lloyd finally chimed in. "It was the last spirit left in Pandora's box. Elpis"
That's why I let him hang around.
"And Smith is one of the perfect anonymous hidey-out, surnames," I thought aloud, rather than said to anyone in particular.
"This is good stuff," I said to Rebecca, tucking the envelope into my coat. "I just need to know why you didn't come forward with this information, sooner."
Her grip tightened on the wheel. "I figured she knew what she was doing, even though we all would have helped her. I can understand it though, Rick was a complete douche-bag, but that Jim guy she was seeing. Borderline psycho. He had problems, but Jamie couldn't see that."
"That's funny," I said without laughing. "He's our chief of detectives, now."
"Then watch your asses, boys."
Rebecca dropped us off back at our favorite dive where Tommy was dying a slow death on stage. I looked at Lloyd. "Next stop, Evanston?"
Lloyd just nodded. He was staring after the SUV as it disappeared around the corner. He had that look that told me he was either thinking of all the food possibilities in Chicago, or he was imagining Rebecca stabilizing his knee.
I hope it was the food.
Tommy worked on his act. Lloyd even gave him one of his cigarillos, he needed it. He was worked up and keyed in about his upcoming performance. Lloyd told him about how the army, during the second go-round with the Krauts, recommended burning a cig while under shell fire, to help settle the nerves.
Tommy eyed Lloyd skeptically and looked to me for confirmation.
"Don't look at me," I said, dismissively. "This dude knows more about more weird shit than I know about my own background. It's either true, in which case the calming effects of the nightshade derivative should be helping, soon; or, the stimulant nature of C10H12N2 should be causing a surge of epinephrine, which should have your heart beating faster, your pupils dilating and your brain trying to figure if your going to fight or bugger off."
He flicked the remnants of the cigarillo into a puddle of steadily reducing shoreline from last night's storm. "You guys are weird," he said, as he headed for the stage door.
"We've been called worse," Lloyd said after the latch clicked into place.
"True words," I nodded, "true words".
The phone rang. Rebecca was calling. As soon as I picked up, she said, "You need to leave. There is a bus stop across Clemens Avenue, on the same side of Michigan as that bar, you're in. Meet me there in 5 minutes." She was gone.
I tossed a couple bucks on the table to cover our consumption and pulled Lloyd after me.
The bus stop was in front of an abandoned building that looked like it had been a really boss drive thru in the 50's. After that went bust, a used car dealer had tried to make a go of it. Now, it looked like something ISIS would use as an urban combat training ground. Actually, most of this part of East Lansing looked like that. We got to the stop and didn't have to wait long before a big, forest green, SUV screeched to a halt in front of us. The window powered down and a woman with Rebecca's voice told us to get in.
She pulled away from the curb and started heading back, toward the campus. Rebecca is a compact woman, probably no more than five-five, and the leanness evident along her neck and hands indicated she was in decent shape. The muscles on her arms indicated to me that she lifted things more substantial than a glass of shiraz. Her legs, which extended to the pedals from a professional-looking black skirt, looked like they were the five-mile-a-day variety. Her long, red hair was swept back into a pony tail and her green eyes flashed with every word.
Lloyd was swooning.
"We don't have much time", she said as she kicked up pebbles pulling away from the curb. "Ever since I called you about Jamie, weird stuff has been happening."
This surprised me, a bit. "Weird stuff like what?" I asked.
"The trash guy taking too long with the garbage, on the wrong day, for one. A guy, claiming to be a reporter, calling the sports information office, wanting to interview me about what a trainer really does. That's never happened and I'm not the head trainer. To top it off, I keep seeing this guy on campus who is obviously not a student trying really hard to look like a student. That wouldn't concern me so much except I go to some places on campus that most students don't even have access to."
She was on campus, now, and was navigating around the stadium. I was proud of Lloyd for not shedding a tear at the site of the defeat. "Whoever he is, he's not with us," I explained. "We might have a rival for your attentions." She shot me a look. Sometimes humor works to ease tensions. This time it worked as well as a positive pregnancy test as an April Fool's gag.
She pulled into a parking garage, swiped a card a the gate and the barrier arm lifted. We ascended a few levels and she pulled into a spot. It was beginning to get dark, and I have to admit the trees in Michigan this time of year certainly put on a show. Rebecca looked around, checking to see if traffic was clear. It was.
I was tempted to make a gag about 'Deep Throat", Mark Felt, not the porn Classic, and decided against it.
Rebecca seemed satisfied no-one was watching. "Open the glove box," she directed.
I did. A fat envelope nearly flung itself into my arms like a long-lost love.
"Go ahead, open it," Rebecca directed again. I followed her instructions. It was difficult not to. Inside the envelope were several newspaper clippings, a print-out of a grainy photograph, and several letters from Jamie to Rebecca, dated 1998, but after the disappearance.
The newspaper clippings were from the time of the disappearance and didn't really shed any light on the situation. Another clipping was from the Chicago Trib, it was about a science competition for high school kids. The winner had completed a study on long term atmospheric change on Mars in conjunction with colonization. Rebecca had highlighted the name and age of the second-place award, Elpis Smith, age 12, Evanston, IL.
The photo was tough to make a call on. It was a blow-up of a crowd shot, taken at the game that Rebecca claimed to see Jamie. I had pored over her old pics to know her face pretty well, and the quality of the print-out made me unsure. But it held the possibility of being her.
I held out the letters, "I don't have time to read these, right, now, give me the Reader's Digest version. Why are they included in the packet?"
Rebecca sighed. "When you read them, you will find out for sure why Jamie left. She was pregnant. She either didn't know or wouldn't tell me who the father was. In her last letter to me, which came about six months after she left, she told me she was going to name the baby, Elpis."
"That is an unusual name," I said.
"Greek for hope," Lloyd finally chimed in. "It was the last spirit left in Pandora's box. Elpis"
That's why I let him hang around.
"And Smith is one of the perfect anonymous hidey-out, surnames," I thought aloud, rather than said to anyone in particular.
"This is good stuff," I said to Rebecca, tucking the envelope into my coat. "I just need to know why you didn't come forward with this information, sooner."
Her grip tightened on the wheel. "I figured she knew what she was doing, even though we all would have helped her. I can understand it though, Rick was a complete douche-bag, but that Jim guy she was seeing. Borderline psycho. He had problems, but Jamie couldn't see that."
"That's funny," I said without laughing. "He's our chief of detectives, now."
"Then watch your asses, boys."
Rebecca dropped us off back at our favorite dive where Tommy was dying a slow death on stage. I looked at Lloyd. "Next stop, Evanston?"
Lloyd just nodded. He was staring after the SUV as it disappeared around the corner. He had that look that told me he was either thinking of all the food possibilities in Chicago, or he was imagining Rebecca stabilizing his knee.
I hope it was the food.
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
MIchigan State, part 1 (of 2?)
From the Files of Lloyd.
4 Oct. 2014
Hyped for this one. This is the biggest game of the year. Win this one, and Nebraska can stake a claim for the top 10. Win this one, and maybe some of those voices about 'mediocrity' and 'lack talent' and 'average' shut the hell up.
The weather is not conducive. It is raining with a howling wind. Cross-fire hurricane. Cold, but not too cold, just cold enough to be another distraction for a team trying to find itself. One team knows what it is. There are cool trophies that there are color pictures of. OK, that's not fair. One team has pictures of trophies that they didn't have to send off to the Foto-Hut to develop.
I'm sitting in a 'Blues' bar in East Lansing. I have no idea why they call themselves a blues bar. There aren't even pictures on the wall of any of the biggies. No Muddy, no Lightning, no Blind Lemon, no Mr. Wolf. The game is on, but on a screen mounted above the bar. I'm trying to watch but some shit-ass cover band called Avon Bomb is on stage, torturing animals. Not accurate. Torturing the fools who came in here expecting a good live act.
Two guys and two girls who just refuse to give up that dream of pop stardom. You just keep reaching, kids. Kids? All four are pushing 40 and denial in a death grip around the throat. Keep playing. Keep singing. Maybe an A&R man will just happen to be in Lansing on a bet or a dare. Yes, the Love Shack is where it's at. Do what you did to 'Shook Me All Night Long' to 'Jumpin' Jack Flash' you'll have a gas-gas-gas all over your ass-ass-ass.
Anyway, the sound track enhances my overall disposition toward barely controlled homicidal rage. Brilliant start to the game. RG4 snags a tipped ball for an INT. Then bupkus. The wind howling into Drews face is enough to make Bo think twice. Punt instead of FG attempt. Um, ok. Gain what, 15 yards of field position with the wind at their backs. OK. That's why your pulling down the 7-figures. Next possession. Defense holds, forces a punt. Very well. What the Fuck call of the night #1. Pierson-El is back to receive the punt. It's coming in hot, P-El is calling off the dogs. Peterpeterpeter, waving his arms in front of him. The ball bounces, seeks love and affection from P-El, nestles into his arms like a forever home. P-El starts to run, he has a lane, if he lights the jets, he will run so fast into the wind, he will achieve lift.
Whistle whistle whistle. Ref: We thought he was calling for a fair catch. Really? Then where's the flag. It is a penalty to signal a fair catch and then run with it. Quite unsportsman-like. Don't worry MSU, the offense has your back. We'll only move the ball a little bit, and then commit a stupid penalty. We're young. We're raw, this is only our 50th game since middle school.
Spartans treating Ameer like Xerxes.
Then the little niggly-ass nit-noy little things that decide games kicks in. Starting corner, Daniel Davie, gets hurt. These things happen. Sparty has a smart coaching staff. Sparty smells blood. Sparty calls a 'go' route right at the newbie who is in for his first play. He has probably heard the coaches tell him, 'they will test you' and 'be ready'. He probably heard them, he probably even listened and comprehended the sage advice of his leaders. It didn't help. Cook throws one of his satellite-guided small-diameter bombs over the top and it's big play city. 7-0 Sparta.
The Huskers get the ball back. Ameer still being treated like Xerxes. Huskers attack the perimeter. Husker move well. Good drive going. Hey, lets use play-action to keep Sparty honest. Good idea. Let's have Tommy throw a deep sideline pattern into the wind. Are we sure about this? What could go wrong? Tommy throws a pick. Not so terribly surprised.
Connor Cook, the Sparty QB, needs to pretend that every down is third down. Most of the night, he looks terrible, but on 3rd down, he channels Joe Montana. He's probably got better arm strength than Montana. Time and again he hits tough passes on third down. The defense is there, but Cook keeps hitting.
Big plays are the difference. Sparty gets a 30-yrd touchdown run. The only decent run of the night. Ameer is stymied. A cool pass to Ameer out of the diamond formation nets 12 yards. Only time we see the diamond all night. Tommy is harassed by the Sparty D, every time he drops back, the Sparty D-ends are on him. One kid, appropriately named Rush beats both Sterrup and Lewis like cheap, garage sale drums. The wind is nullifying his passing game. Then when it cant seem to get any worse, the center, the coach's nephew, decides that his climb from the depths of walk-on drudgery to starting center, must not have any more rungs on the ladder. He's missing line-calls, he's snapping before Tommy is ready, he's falling victim to alleged shenanigans of Sparty clapping to induce movement before the snap. On a night where the entire o-line looked like death on a hot day, Marky-P stood out. Not in a good way.
At the half, Sparta leads 17-0. Opportunities squandered, Ameer checked, Tommy looking wild-eyed, Kenny on the sideline after crushing his nuts. Second half should be better, right? Right?
Defense plays ok, then gives up a big play. The big one in the third is a touchdown on a double reverse that is executed perfectly by Sparta. Textbook. Almost military drill precision.
Weird play #2 happens in the third. Tommy drops back, Tommy gets hit while throwing. Ball hits the ground, Smart Spartan scoops it and starts to run. Whistle whistle whistle. Play is dead. Incomplete. Let's review, shall, we, lads. Conference. Upon further review, our bad, actually a fumble, MSU ball. What fresh hell is this? Defense stands, forces a field goal.
Huskers get a field goal to preserve their dignity and hide their shame. 27-3 at the end of three. Stadium starts emptying out. There is hot food, burning booze and scorching women, elsewhere.
Fourth quarter. Gut-check time. Tommy the gunslinger steps out. Tommy throws it all over. Life appears. Tommy gets it close. Ameer goes in for the score. Marky P screws up the snap on the 2-PAT. 27-9 less disgusting. Defense holds. P-El almost breaks one. Huskers drive. Tommy gets hurt. Ryker Fife, the walk-on from G.I. gets some time. He fires high, adrenaline. Gets close, again, Ameer, again. Failed 2-PAT, again. 27-15. Is there hope? Yes, there, is. Remaining crowd begins to murmur.
Huskers kick. Sparty has about four minutes to kill. Huskers have three time outs. Sparty runs and Bo stops clock three times. Sparty has to punt. The punt to P-El. P-El makes a man miss. P-El finds a lane. P-El kicks in the afterburner, torches the punter. Kick the PAT. 27-22, time for the onside kick.
Sparty covers the kick. Sparty tries to kill clock. On third down, Sparty runs out of bounds. Bad move. Field goal attempt wouldn't quite put the game out of reach, but would make it tougher. Field goal is up, field goal goes clang-clang-clang off the upright. Still 27-22 with enough time to complete the most epic comeback in Husker history. Tommy starts big. Hits Alonzo Moore down the sideline. Big gain. Huskerfan is up and psyched. Sparta is nervous. Oh, no, not again nervous. Tommy throws a pass that should have been a pick, but somehow gets through to Westerkamp. Under a minute. Husker ball at the Sparty 36. Tommy drops back. Tommy heaves it. He's got a receiver in the end zone. Zo, again. Zo has it. Zo goes to the ground. Zo is sliding on his back. Zo must maintain control through the completion of the action. Don't we all? Zo can't. Ball pops out. So close, Zo.
Still time. Get a little closer, spike it. Three beats to the end-zone bar and let fortune decide your fate. Tommy drops back. Receivers get tangled up on a crossing pattern. It's a timing play and the timing is off. Tommy throws one final pick.
Sparta is relieved. They get to return with their shields. Huskers defeated, but not beaten. The thoughts of could-haves and should haves as numerous as the raindrops that keep coming down.
Re-match in December, indoors, at a neutral site, bitches.
4 Oct. 2014
Hyped for this one. This is the biggest game of the year. Win this one, and Nebraska can stake a claim for the top 10. Win this one, and maybe some of those voices about 'mediocrity' and 'lack talent' and 'average' shut the hell up.
The weather is not conducive. It is raining with a howling wind. Cross-fire hurricane. Cold, but not too cold, just cold enough to be another distraction for a team trying to find itself. One team knows what it is. There are cool trophies that there are color pictures of. OK, that's not fair. One team has pictures of trophies that they didn't have to send off to the Foto-Hut to develop.
I'm sitting in a 'Blues' bar in East Lansing. I have no idea why they call themselves a blues bar. There aren't even pictures on the wall of any of the biggies. No Muddy, no Lightning, no Blind Lemon, no Mr. Wolf. The game is on, but on a screen mounted above the bar. I'm trying to watch but some shit-ass cover band called Avon Bomb is on stage, torturing animals. Not accurate. Torturing the fools who came in here expecting a good live act.
Two guys and two girls who just refuse to give up that dream of pop stardom. You just keep reaching, kids. Kids? All four are pushing 40 and denial in a death grip around the throat. Keep playing. Keep singing. Maybe an A&R man will just happen to be in Lansing on a bet or a dare. Yes, the Love Shack is where it's at. Do what you did to 'Shook Me All Night Long' to 'Jumpin' Jack Flash' you'll have a gas-gas-gas all over your ass-ass-ass.
Anyway, the sound track enhances my overall disposition toward barely controlled homicidal rage. Brilliant start to the game. RG4 snags a tipped ball for an INT. Then bupkus. The wind howling into Drews face is enough to make Bo think twice. Punt instead of FG attempt. Um, ok. Gain what, 15 yards of field position with the wind at their backs. OK. That's why your pulling down the 7-figures. Next possession. Defense holds, forces a punt. Very well. What the Fuck call of the night #1. Pierson-El is back to receive the punt. It's coming in hot, P-El is calling off the dogs. Peterpeterpeter, waving his arms in front of him. The ball bounces, seeks love and affection from P-El, nestles into his arms like a forever home. P-El starts to run, he has a lane, if he lights the jets, he will run so fast into the wind, he will achieve lift.
Whistle whistle whistle. Ref: We thought he was calling for a fair catch. Really? Then where's the flag. It is a penalty to signal a fair catch and then run with it. Quite unsportsman-like. Don't worry MSU, the offense has your back. We'll only move the ball a little bit, and then commit a stupid penalty. We're young. We're raw, this is only our 50th game since middle school.
Spartans treating Ameer like Xerxes.
Then the little niggly-ass nit-noy little things that decide games kicks in. Starting corner, Daniel Davie, gets hurt. These things happen. Sparty has a smart coaching staff. Sparty smells blood. Sparty calls a 'go' route right at the newbie who is in for his first play. He has probably heard the coaches tell him, 'they will test you' and 'be ready'. He probably heard them, he probably even listened and comprehended the sage advice of his leaders. It didn't help. Cook throws one of his satellite-guided small-diameter bombs over the top and it's big play city. 7-0 Sparta.
The Huskers get the ball back. Ameer still being treated like Xerxes. Huskers attack the perimeter. Husker move well. Good drive going. Hey, lets use play-action to keep Sparty honest. Good idea. Let's have Tommy throw a deep sideline pattern into the wind. Are we sure about this? What could go wrong? Tommy throws a pick. Not so terribly surprised.
Connor Cook, the Sparty QB, needs to pretend that every down is third down. Most of the night, he looks terrible, but on 3rd down, he channels Joe Montana. He's probably got better arm strength than Montana. Time and again he hits tough passes on third down. The defense is there, but Cook keeps hitting.
Big plays are the difference. Sparty gets a 30-yrd touchdown run. The only decent run of the night. Ameer is stymied. A cool pass to Ameer out of the diamond formation nets 12 yards. Only time we see the diamond all night. Tommy is harassed by the Sparty D, every time he drops back, the Sparty D-ends are on him. One kid, appropriately named Rush beats both Sterrup and Lewis like cheap, garage sale drums. The wind is nullifying his passing game. Then when it cant seem to get any worse, the center, the coach's nephew, decides that his climb from the depths of walk-on drudgery to starting center, must not have any more rungs on the ladder. He's missing line-calls, he's snapping before Tommy is ready, he's falling victim to alleged shenanigans of Sparty clapping to induce movement before the snap. On a night where the entire o-line looked like death on a hot day, Marky-P stood out. Not in a good way.
At the half, Sparta leads 17-0. Opportunities squandered, Ameer checked, Tommy looking wild-eyed, Kenny on the sideline after crushing his nuts. Second half should be better, right? Right?
Defense plays ok, then gives up a big play. The big one in the third is a touchdown on a double reverse that is executed perfectly by Sparta. Textbook. Almost military drill precision.
Weird play #2 happens in the third. Tommy drops back, Tommy gets hit while throwing. Ball hits the ground, Smart Spartan scoops it and starts to run. Whistle whistle whistle. Play is dead. Incomplete. Let's review, shall, we, lads. Conference. Upon further review, our bad, actually a fumble, MSU ball. What fresh hell is this? Defense stands, forces a field goal.
Huskers get a field goal to preserve their dignity and hide their shame. 27-3 at the end of three. Stadium starts emptying out. There is hot food, burning booze and scorching women, elsewhere.
Fourth quarter. Gut-check time. Tommy the gunslinger steps out. Tommy throws it all over. Life appears. Tommy gets it close. Ameer goes in for the score. Marky P screws up the snap on the 2-PAT. 27-9 less disgusting. Defense holds. P-El almost breaks one. Huskers drive. Tommy gets hurt. Ryker Fife, the walk-on from G.I. gets some time. He fires high, adrenaline. Gets close, again, Ameer, again. Failed 2-PAT, again. 27-15. Is there hope? Yes, there, is. Remaining crowd begins to murmur.
Huskers kick. Sparty has about four minutes to kill. Huskers have three time outs. Sparty runs and Bo stops clock three times. Sparty has to punt. The punt to P-El. P-El makes a man miss. P-El finds a lane. P-El kicks in the afterburner, torches the punter. Kick the PAT. 27-22, time for the onside kick.
Sparty covers the kick. Sparty tries to kill clock. On third down, Sparty runs out of bounds. Bad move. Field goal attempt wouldn't quite put the game out of reach, but would make it tougher. Field goal is up, field goal goes clang-clang-clang off the upright. Still 27-22 with enough time to complete the most epic comeback in Husker history. Tommy starts big. Hits Alonzo Moore down the sideline. Big gain. Huskerfan is up and psyched. Sparta is nervous. Oh, no, not again nervous. Tommy throws a pass that should have been a pick, but somehow gets through to Westerkamp. Under a minute. Husker ball at the Sparty 36. Tommy drops back. Tommy heaves it. He's got a receiver in the end zone. Zo, again. Zo has it. Zo goes to the ground. Zo is sliding on his back. Zo must maintain control through the completion of the action. Don't we all? Zo can't. Ball pops out. So close, Zo.
Still time. Get a little closer, spike it. Three beats to the end-zone bar and let fortune decide your fate. Tommy drops back. Receivers get tangled up on a crossing pattern. It's a timing play and the timing is off. Tommy throws one final pick.
Sparta is relieved. They get to return with their shields. Huskers defeated, but not beaten. The thoughts of could-haves and should haves as numerous as the raindrops that keep coming down.
Re-match in December, indoors, at a neutral site, bitches.
Monday, October 13, 2014
On to East Lansing
Fall had officially arrived in the Midwest. Cool, crisp air. Storm systems pelting rain off the dazzle of red and yellow leaves as the trees decided to say 'fuck it' for another year.
Rolling out of Lincoln in the Lincoln at o-dark-thirty wasn't exactly the highlight of the day, but we were on a mission. Blaze to East Lansing, hopefully catch the game in person, and set up a meet with a hot lead, who might be hot, too.
Darkness, rain, lightning, Lightning Hopkins, the Big Muddy and Muddy Waters were all on the agenda. Fear Ameer, too, but that was more Lloyd.
The blacktop that served as the nation's economic aorta unspooled before us. Kerouac and the guys on Route 66 might have had cool cars and time to chit-chat with characters of Americana, but we were rolling. Fast. 75 if we wanted to stay on the good side of Johnny Law, faster if we were willing to risk getting German Shepherd hair on your upholstery. I wasn't.
Stereo system, MP3, Satnav, and coffee based energy drinks in a cooler. The only thing that could stop us was Hell, high water, and one's bladder capacity.
Lloyd finally perked up in the middle of the desolate steppe that could either be Denton or Dnepopetrovsk. Corn here, corn there, corn everywhere only broken up by the occasional Big Jim's Porno Emporium. I don't know how they stay in business, never really wanted to know, just bear in mind that there are millions of truckers out there. Millions.
"When we get to Lansing, I'm supposed to call Rebecca," I said. "She said she will give us a location and time to do the interview."
"Do you think she's legit?" Lloyd asked, stifling a yawn.
"I don't know for sure, but she seemed on the up-and-up. I admit it was weird with her calling, out of the blue, like that. What's bothering you about it?"
"Timeline, for one thing," Lloyd said. "If the woman she saw was Jamie, and were going on the theory that she was talking to her daughter, that makes her a 16-year-old college student. Not impossible, just highly unusual."
"I know," I sighed. "Throw in the idea that Jamie would come back to Lincoln, for whatever reason, and risked being recognized, by someone, strikes me as being an unnecessary risk, if you've been trying to stay invisible, for so long."
"Although, when you think about it, the stadium is a good counter-intuitive place to hide in plain sight," Lloyd was in full-on analysis mode. "You see one person, alone, and you can focus on them, scan their face, how they stand, and all that. In a crowd, there is constant motion, yours and the observed person. Factor in differences like age and rudimentary disruptors like sunglasses and hats, and a target could stay well hidden."
"All that is Private Detecting 101," I said. "You and I both know not to look at hair color or facial hair. To focus on noses and ears, just like Sherlock."
"But both of us are trained...well...you are. I maintain that someone could come out of hiding, at least once, in a crowded situation and not be taking a very big risk."
That reminded me. "One misgiving I've had all along, is just how reliable Rebecca's sighting is. I don't know what her spark of insight was, or how she knew to contact us."
"Stacy," Lloyd said, flatly.
"Explain," I said.
"Logically, the only person that knows that we're looking for Jamie, outside of Capt. Charming, Chief of Detectives, is Stacy. I'm betting that those friends that saw Jamie on that last night have maintained contact, united by their shared experience of their connection to Jamie's disappearance. Stacy calls Rebecca, sparks Rebecca' memory, she gets the digits and gives us a ringy-ding."
I nodded. "You're spot on," I said. "Do you also pitch movie ideas to Lifetime?"
He told me I was number one.
We got to East Lansing. A much nicer little town than Fresno. Rather than drying up like an earthworm caught on a driveway, the rain and wind lashing us, made us forgo our angle at getting tickets. Neither of us felt like being lashed to the tiller for four hours.
We found a cool little blues bar called the Green Door. We waited out the storm and the game. Lloyd will fill you in on how that went. Late into the night, my phone chirpity-chirped and Rebecca made contact.
"Did you make it to town? she asked, very quietly, not exactly whispering, but not where she didn't mind being overheard.
"Yes, we did. We're at a place called the Green Door Do you know it?"
"I know it," she said. "I'll meet you there, tomorrow night, at 7 o'clock. Just one piece of advice, don't eat there." and she hung up.
I turned to Lloyd who was just getting a plate of tater tots and chicken wings to console his broken little heart. "We have a date with a hot doctor, here, tomorrow night."
"How do you know she's hot?"
"She sounds hot, and besides, right now she's our only option to the prom, so, of course she's hot."
Lloyd drizzled a puddle of ranch dressing on his plate and tucked into his tater tots, like they, and they alone could make up for his sadness and disappointment. I watched him get about halfway through the order.
"Oh, yeah," I blurted out. "I just remembered. Rebecca said not to eat here. Health Department stuff and nonsense."
Lloyd picked up one of the tots and examined it, closely, as if he could switch his eyes to scanning electron microscope mode. For all I knew, he could. "That's what the ranch dressing is for," he said. Popped another hapless victim into his maw and chewed.
Rolling out of Lincoln in the Lincoln at o-dark-thirty wasn't exactly the highlight of the day, but we were on a mission. Blaze to East Lansing, hopefully catch the game in person, and set up a meet with a hot lead, who might be hot, too.
Darkness, rain, lightning, Lightning Hopkins, the Big Muddy and Muddy Waters were all on the agenda. Fear Ameer, too, but that was more Lloyd.
The blacktop that served as the nation's economic aorta unspooled before us. Kerouac and the guys on Route 66 might have had cool cars and time to chit-chat with characters of Americana, but we were rolling. Fast. 75 if we wanted to stay on the good side of Johnny Law, faster if we were willing to risk getting German Shepherd hair on your upholstery. I wasn't.
Stereo system, MP3, Satnav, and coffee based energy drinks in a cooler. The only thing that could stop us was Hell, high water, and one's bladder capacity.
Lloyd finally perked up in the middle of the desolate steppe that could either be Denton or Dnepopetrovsk. Corn here, corn there, corn everywhere only broken up by the occasional Big Jim's Porno Emporium. I don't know how they stay in business, never really wanted to know, just bear in mind that there are millions of truckers out there. Millions.
"When we get to Lansing, I'm supposed to call Rebecca," I said. "She said she will give us a location and time to do the interview."
"Do you think she's legit?" Lloyd asked, stifling a yawn.
"I don't know for sure, but she seemed on the up-and-up. I admit it was weird with her calling, out of the blue, like that. What's bothering you about it?"
"Timeline, for one thing," Lloyd said. "If the woman she saw was Jamie, and were going on the theory that she was talking to her daughter, that makes her a 16-year-old college student. Not impossible, just highly unusual."
"I know," I sighed. "Throw in the idea that Jamie would come back to Lincoln, for whatever reason, and risked being recognized, by someone, strikes me as being an unnecessary risk, if you've been trying to stay invisible, for so long."
"Although, when you think about it, the stadium is a good counter-intuitive place to hide in plain sight," Lloyd was in full-on analysis mode. "You see one person, alone, and you can focus on them, scan their face, how they stand, and all that. In a crowd, there is constant motion, yours and the observed person. Factor in differences like age and rudimentary disruptors like sunglasses and hats, and a target could stay well hidden."
"All that is Private Detecting 101," I said. "You and I both know not to look at hair color or facial hair. To focus on noses and ears, just like Sherlock."
"But both of us are trained...well...you are. I maintain that someone could come out of hiding, at least once, in a crowded situation and not be taking a very big risk."
That reminded me. "One misgiving I've had all along, is just how reliable Rebecca's sighting is. I don't know what her spark of insight was, or how she knew to contact us."
"Stacy," Lloyd said, flatly.
"Explain," I said.
"Logically, the only person that knows that we're looking for Jamie, outside of Capt. Charming, Chief of Detectives, is Stacy. I'm betting that those friends that saw Jamie on that last night have maintained contact, united by their shared experience of their connection to Jamie's disappearance. Stacy calls Rebecca, sparks Rebecca' memory, she gets the digits and gives us a ringy-ding."
I nodded. "You're spot on," I said. "Do you also pitch movie ideas to Lifetime?"
He told me I was number one.
We got to East Lansing. A much nicer little town than Fresno. Rather than drying up like an earthworm caught on a driveway, the rain and wind lashing us, made us forgo our angle at getting tickets. Neither of us felt like being lashed to the tiller for four hours.
We found a cool little blues bar called the Green Door. We waited out the storm and the game. Lloyd will fill you in on how that went. Late into the night, my phone chirpity-chirped and Rebecca made contact.
"Did you make it to town? she asked, very quietly, not exactly whispering, but not where she didn't mind being overheard.
"Yes, we did. We're at a place called the Green Door Do you know it?"
"I know it," she said. "I'll meet you there, tomorrow night, at 7 o'clock. Just one piece of advice, don't eat there." and she hung up.
I turned to Lloyd who was just getting a plate of tater tots and chicken wings to console his broken little heart. "We have a date with a hot doctor, here, tomorrow night."
"How do you know she's hot?"
"She sounds hot, and besides, right now she's our only option to the prom, so, of course she's hot."
Lloyd drizzled a puddle of ranch dressing on his plate and tucked into his tater tots, like they, and they alone could make up for his sadness and disappointment. I watched him get about halfway through the order.
"Oh, yeah," I blurted out. "I just remembered. Rebecca said not to eat here. Health Department stuff and nonsense."
Lloyd picked up one of the tots and examined it, closely, as if he could switch his eyes to scanning electron microscope mode. For all I knew, he could. "That's what the ranch dressing is for," he said. Popped another hapless victim into his maw and chewed.
Thursday, October 2, 2014
On the Road, Again
Sometimes, when a case has you stymied, you get help from unexpected places. In this particular case, it was a phone call. One of Jamie's friends, a woman named Rebecca, called me up, out of the blue. After the preliminary pleasantries and her verifying that I was in, fact, working on the case, she dropped some info that had me nearly rushing out the door.
"I have heard," she said, "That you are looking for Jamie."
"That's right. I've been meaning to contact you, since you were in the group that was with her on the last night she was seen."
"That's right. But I saw her more recently, than that."
"Really? How much more recently?"
"Just last year. I was in Lincoln, and saw her at the stadium."
"At the stadium? I asked, incredulous. "What was she doing, there?"
"I just saw her talking to a girl who was on the sideline. The girl was wearing the equipment of a training staff assistant. I know, because I'm an assistant trainer for Michigan State, and everyone uses the same medical gear. At first I didn't register it, but the two of them looked so much alike. The girl looked just like Jamie did, when I saw her last."
I nearly knocked the chair over. Things were falling into a certain picture. A theory that I had been kicking around, was starting to solidify. "Last year? On the football training staff?"
"Yes. And Yes."
"Would you be able to go over the events on the night of her disappearance, with me? Then we'd be able to possibly fill in some of the gap," I said, trying to not sound overly excited.
"I could," Rebecca sounded a little hesitant, "But not over the phone."
"How about in person? We could set up an interview."
"I don't have time, right now. I can't get to Lincoln, anytime, soon."
"How about if I came to you?" I asked. I was calculating just how long it would take to road-trip to East Lansing. Maybe Lloyd was ready for another road trip.
"Sunday would be the only time I have free. Between 2 and 3 p.m."
"I'll be there. I'll call you at this number to arrange the spot, okey?
"That sounds good. I hope it was her. Because that would mean she didn't die, all those years ago."
"That's right. Hopefully we'll be able to figure out exactly what happened."
"I hope so," she said wistfully as she hung up.
My brain started bopping as I bounced the theory around the rubber room inside my dome. I had been kicking around the idea that Jamie had bolted because she had a passenger, on board. One that Ricky-boy couldn't or wouldn't handle the news about well. To go into the wind, with a kid was either extremely brave or extremely foolhardy, and I didn't have the necessary info to make the call, on that.
I had to make two calls. The first one, to Lloyd, would be easy.
"Lloyd, do you want to road-trip to East Lansing? I'm covering expenses." I asked staccato, burst-style.
"Who's driving?" he asked, deadpan.
"Me. We'll take the Mk VII, that way you don't risk the Hornet." Lloyd drove a beautifully restored 1948 Hudson Hornet. I drove an early 90's Lincoln. "The mileage will suck, but it will be a comfy ride."
"It will take about 11 hours to drive," he said, evenly.
"I know."
"It'll cost about $150 in gas money."
"I know."
"Tickets to the game?"
"No promises, but I might be able to score a couple."
"Pick me up at 5. We'll split the driving."
"Good. You're in. See you then."
I hung up with Lloyd, and dialed up Betty to see if she wanted to follow up on her offer to be an 'Operative'. She picked up the phone with a groggy, "Hello".
"Betty? Sam, from the golf course. Are you still interested in doing some leg work?" I asked, with a bit of reservation.
"Sure," she said, waking up, quickly. "What do I have to do?"
"Slow down, first of all," I laughed. "Are you a student at the U?"
"Yes."
"Great. I need for you to understand something, first."
"What's that?"
"Since you are not licensed, I need you to keep it on the down-low. I'm going to send you a picture, and I want to see if you can figure out if the girl is a student there, and if so, who she is."
"That's not illegal...is it?" She asked, with a healthy dose of apprehension.
"Just some discrete inquiries and a point in the right direction. You don't need to search any files are call any authority figures. If you cant find the needle in the haystack of 25,000 students, don't sweat it," I said.
"I'll do it," she said brightly. "It sounds like fun."
I sent her the copy of Jamie's pic from the file. "The girl will look similar to this, but maybe not exactly. She can only be about 16 or so, so she has to be a sophomore at the most."
"16? How's that work?"
"I don't have all the details, but I have heard of same cases of super-smart kids getting into college early. She could be one of those super-smart kids."
"All right. I'll do my best. And I'll keep it quiet." She hung up.
At this point I was beginning to hope that my excitement didn't outpace my logic. It was starting to gnaw at me that if the kid in question was Jamie's daughter, she would only be 16, now. If she was 16, and got into a college, why would she allow her to go to the city she disappeared from. Crap. I was beginning to get a bad feeling about this.
I started gathering the necessary items for the road trip. I threw an extra set of clothes into my get-out bag and made a trip to Hy-Vee for some road grub. My Spidey senses were tingling and I had no way of sussing out why they were. Lloyd and I would have much to discuss on the trip East. Well, I knew I would talk a lot. Lloyd would think and offer the occasional noise to indicate he was listening.
Three things. 1. Eleven hours is a long way to drive. 2. I was beginning to think it was either a trap, or a red herring. 3. It would be awesome to watch Nebraska beat Michigan State, in person.
"I have heard," she said, "That you are looking for Jamie."
"That's right. I've been meaning to contact you, since you were in the group that was with her on the last night she was seen."
"That's right. But I saw her more recently, than that."
"Really? How much more recently?"
"Just last year. I was in Lincoln, and saw her at the stadium."
"At the stadium? I asked, incredulous. "What was she doing, there?"
"I just saw her talking to a girl who was on the sideline. The girl was wearing the equipment of a training staff assistant. I know, because I'm an assistant trainer for Michigan State, and everyone uses the same medical gear. At first I didn't register it, but the two of them looked so much alike. The girl looked just like Jamie did, when I saw her last."
I nearly knocked the chair over. Things were falling into a certain picture. A theory that I had been kicking around, was starting to solidify. "Last year? On the football training staff?"
"Yes. And Yes."
"Would you be able to go over the events on the night of her disappearance, with me? Then we'd be able to possibly fill in some of the gap," I said, trying to not sound overly excited.
"I could," Rebecca sounded a little hesitant, "But not over the phone."
"How about in person? We could set up an interview."
"I don't have time, right now. I can't get to Lincoln, anytime, soon."
"How about if I came to you?" I asked. I was calculating just how long it would take to road-trip to East Lansing. Maybe Lloyd was ready for another road trip.
"Sunday would be the only time I have free. Between 2 and 3 p.m."
"I'll be there. I'll call you at this number to arrange the spot, okey?
"That sounds good. I hope it was her. Because that would mean she didn't die, all those years ago."
"That's right. Hopefully we'll be able to figure out exactly what happened."
"I hope so," she said wistfully as she hung up.
My brain started bopping as I bounced the theory around the rubber room inside my dome. I had been kicking around the idea that Jamie had bolted because she had a passenger, on board. One that Ricky-boy couldn't or wouldn't handle the news about well. To go into the wind, with a kid was either extremely brave or extremely foolhardy, and I didn't have the necessary info to make the call, on that.
I had to make two calls. The first one, to Lloyd, would be easy.
"Lloyd, do you want to road-trip to East Lansing? I'm covering expenses." I asked staccato, burst-style.
"Who's driving?" he asked, deadpan.
"Me. We'll take the Mk VII, that way you don't risk the Hornet." Lloyd drove a beautifully restored 1948 Hudson Hornet. I drove an early 90's Lincoln. "The mileage will suck, but it will be a comfy ride."
"It will take about 11 hours to drive," he said, evenly.
"I know."
"It'll cost about $150 in gas money."
"I know."
"Tickets to the game?"
"No promises, but I might be able to score a couple."
"Pick me up at 5. We'll split the driving."
"Good. You're in. See you then."
I hung up with Lloyd, and dialed up Betty to see if she wanted to follow up on her offer to be an 'Operative'. She picked up the phone with a groggy, "Hello".
"Betty? Sam, from the golf course. Are you still interested in doing some leg work?" I asked, with a bit of reservation.
"Sure," she said, waking up, quickly. "What do I have to do?"
"Slow down, first of all," I laughed. "Are you a student at the U?"
"Yes."
"Great. I need for you to understand something, first."
"What's that?"
"Since you are not licensed, I need you to keep it on the down-low. I'm going to send you a picture, and I want to see if you can figure out if the girl is a student there, and if so, who she is."
"That's not illegal...is it?" She asked, with a healthy dose of apprehension.
"Just some discrete inquiries and a point in the right direction. You don't need to search any files are call any authority figures. If you cant find the needle in the haystack of 25,000 students, don't sweat it," I said.
"I'll do it," she said brightly. "It sounds like fun."
I sent her the copy of Jamie's pic from the file. "The girl will look similar to this, but maybe not exactly. She can only be about 16 or so, so she has to be a sophomore at the most."
"16? How's that work?"
"I don't have all the details, but I have heard of same cases of super-smart kids getting into college early. She could be one of those super-smart kids."
"All right. I'll do my best. And I'll keep it quiet." She hung up.
At this point I was beginning to hope that my excitement didn't outpace my logic. It was starting to gnaw at me that if the kid in question was Jamie's daughter, she would only be 16, now. If she was 16, and got into a college, why would she allow her to go to the city she disappeared from. Crap. I was beginning to get a bad feeling about this.
I started gathering the necessary items for the road trip. I threw an extra set of clothes into my get-out bag and made a trip to Hy-Vee for some road grub. My Spidey senses were tingling and I had no way of sussing out why they were. Lloyd and I would have much to discuss on the trip East. Well, I knew I would talk a lot. Lloyd would think and offer the occasional noise to indicate he was listening.
Three things. 1. Eleven hours is a long way to drive. 2. I was beginning to think it was either a trap, or a red herring. 3. It would be awesome to watch Nebraska beat Michigan State, in person.
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Nebraska 45, Illinois 14
From the files of Lloyd.
Game five. Illinois (IL) at Nebraska (NE).
27 Sep. 2014 0636
The talk all week has been a litany of otherwise in-tuned and dialed-in Huskerfan imitating Admiral Ackbar, 'It's a Trap!' Theory: It's just to give the peeps something to jaw about in order to bleed off the impending Michigan State excitement. No one wants to say it, but this game is just a glorified practice. McNeese State be damned.
27 Sep 2014 1458
The pre-gaming is more sedate than last wee. The booze is flowing and the hot, young, girlies are still trying their best to look like some sort of football-themed hookers. One I saw had a too-small t-shirt that looked like it read, 'Hus ers', but the rip down the middle, revealing an embarrassing amount of decollatage. Her too-tight jean shorts and too-tall heels completed the look. A look that said, 'name your price' way before it said Go Big Red.
Not that the lads were much better. Too many douchey hats and douchey sunglasses hung jauntily behind the head. Douchey flip-flops with basketball shorts. Almost preferable to desperately hanging on to youth guy in his replica jersey that fit really well when he was in college. Add 20 years and 40 pounds, the 11 on the chest looks like an 0, straining to complete itself.
27 Sep. 2014 1814
Trying to get into the mood. Just can't. Not sure what the deal is. Maybe it's the foregone conclusion nature of this game, in my mind. I do want to see how it unfolds, but it almost feels like I know how the movie ends, the book's final chapter. Maybe I'm getting too old to be wandering around through the pre-game masses. The mass among the masses. Extreme unction for the visitors granted before the last breath has left. The Host consumed by the hosts in the weekly ritual. The Host being brats and burgers. Drink of my blood, for it has ethyl alcohol. Community communion.
27 Sep. 2014 2006
Finally. The wait for this kickoff has been a grind. I dig that it's prime-time, but it's not, really. It's only on the BTN and even then, most of the country is getting other games. Who are we kidding? Most of the country really doesn't care about this game. Maybe a few Heisman voters want to peep in and see how FearAmeer does, but beyond that, this is really a private grudge match between a fan base that I smelling a return to glory and a fan base that is smelling the same old unwashed socks.
27 Sep. 2014 2147
First half is done. FearAmeer is a force to fear. 21 carries, almost 200 yards. The line is just destroying their assignments. If you thought what they did to Miami was impressive, what they did to (IL) was text-book. Chapter 1, 'How to Run-block'. Every time Ameer touches the ball, it seems like he could break it. FearAmeer opens the scoring. Weapons of environmental lethality launched. After one quarter, 127 yards rushing. Leave him in for the whole game, and he'll finish with 500+. Tommy had a rough start, 0-2 and a pick is not how you want to get things going. The pick was a bad one, too. Tommy was rolling right, keeping his eyes downfield, so far, so good, pursuit getting to him, sideline approaching, Tommy stops, plants, throws back across his body, and into a stiff wind. Linebacker picks it off. Tommy still suffers from tunnel vision, at times. He still blocks out defenders from his vision. The Illini continued the tradition of visitors scoring on their opening drive. 41-yard burst right up the gut. MIKE got lost. Cooper got juked. IL makes it 7-7. After Tommy's pick, IL moved right on down the field, again, the D finally holds inside the 10, and snatches a pick back. Huskers drive, again, but Imani Cross fumbles at the end of a play. I say he got face-masked, but what I say doesn't matter. End of one, score is 7-7. Huskers not quite hitting on all cylinders. Illini gaming it, letting it all hang out.
Second quarter. Boom. Illinois ran 15 plays. One was a big pass for a touchdown. Other than that, IL gains 23 yards on 14 plays. Boom number one, FearAmeer from 8 yards out. 14-7, NE. IL throws another pick, which sets up boom number two. FearAmeer from 2 yards out, 21-7 NE. A 3&O sets up Boom number three. 63 yards strike to Kenny, a thing of beauty. First and 10 from their own 37. Tommy fakes the handoff, sets up in the pocket, waits, waits, waits, pressure coming, uncork that big right arm. It looks too long. Wait. What? A quarterback can overthrow a receiver. Yes. but not this time. Right on the numbers. Afrothunder80 for the TD. Message to IL, we can hit this any time we want. 28-7, NE. IL hits their big play, making it 28-14, and Husker fan is still nervous. A made field goal and a missed field goal that had the range but not the accuracy, closes the book on the first half. 31-14. IL wants to go home. Bo won't let them.
27 Sep. 2014 2349
The second half, becomes a battle against topor on offense. Ameer got his 200 and is sitting. Imani plays most of the second half. Imani is a good back. Imani is bigger. Imani is no Ameer. yet. The defense is keeping things fresh, though. Playing with seven defensive backs in 'Dollar" set. It's fun. Illini QB, O'Toole cant solve it. O'Toole tries to read it, but it's like Sanskrit. O'Toole scrambles, O'Toole meets RG4 a couple times. Illini shut out for the second half. Defense figuring it out? For all the fear and loathing of an 'average' defense, they have only given up 8 touchdowns when a game was still in doubt.
Somehow, the fourth quarter is slightly more interesting. Get to see guys that you've never heard of. Ryker Fife getting some experience. Jordy Nelson trying to show why he deserves to move from 4th to 3rd on the depth chart. The defense rolling over the Illini offense like a Labrador that found a dead squirrel in the back yard. Just to finish things, and to prevent another garbage touchdown in the final minute. Pooch turns the dogs loose. Zaire blasts O'Toole on the final play. Game over.
28 Sep 2014 0013
The walk home is soothing. 5-0 soothing. I don't want to think about the 300. Nebraska still won't get any love. Doesn't really deserve any until after Thermopylae, anyway. Just a hunch, but I think that this might just be the first half of a double-header. The sound of 6-0 is almost enough to make one giddy.
Game five. Illinois (IL) at Nebraska (NE).
27 Sep. 2014 0636
The talk all week has been a litany of otherwise in-tuned and dialed-in Huskerfan imitating Admiral Ackbar, 'It's a Trap!' Theory: It's just to give the peeps something to jaw about in order to bleed off the impending Michigan State excitement. No one wants to say it, but this game is just a glorified practice. McNeese State be damned.
27 Sep 2014 1458
The pre-gaming is more sedate than last wee. The booze is flowing and the hot, young, girlies are still trying their best to look like some sort of football-themed hookers. One I saw had a too-small t-shirt that looked like it read, 'Hus ers', but the rip down the middle, revealing an embarrassing amount of decollatage. Her too-tight jean shorts and too-tall heels completed the look. A look that said, 'name your price' way before it said Go Big Red.
Not that the lads were much better. Too many douchey hats and douchey sunglasses hung jauntily behind the head. Douchey flip-flops with basketball shorts. Almost preferable to desperately hanging on to youth guy in his replica jersey that fit really well when he was in college. Add 20 years and 40 pounds, the 11 on the chest looks like an 0, straining to complete itself.
27 Sep. 2014 1814
Trying to get into the mood. Just can't. Not sure what the deal is. Maybe it's the foregone conclusion nature of this game, in my mind. I do want to see how it unfolds, but it almost feels like I know how the movie ends, the book's final chapter. Maybe I'm getting too old to be wandering around through the pre-game masses. The mass among the masses. Extreme unction for the visitors granted before the last breath has left. The Host consumed by the hosts in the weekly ritual. The Host being brats and burgers. Drink of my blood, for it has ethyl alcohol. Community communion.
27 Sep. 2014 2006
Finally. The wait for this kickoff has been a grind. I dig that it's prime-time, but it's not, really. It's only on the BTN and even then, most of the country is getting other games. Who are we kidding? Most of the country really doesn't care about this game. Maybe a few Heisman voters want to peep in and see how FearAmeer does, but beyond that, this is really a private grudge match between a fan base that I smelling a return to glory and a fan base that is smelling the same old unwashed socks.
27 Sep. 2014 2147
First half is done. FearAmeer is a force to fear. 21 carries, almost 200 yards. The line is just destroying their assignments. If you thought what they did to Miami was impressive, what they did to (IL) was text-book. Chapter 1, 'How to Run-block'. Every time Ameer touches the ball, it seems like he could break it. FearAmeer opens the scoring. Weapons of environmental lethality launched. After one quarter, 127 yards rushing. Leave him in for the whole game, and he'll finish with 500+. Tommy had a rough start, 0-2 and a pick is not how you want to get things going. The pick was a bad one, too. Tommy was rolling right, keeping his eyes downfield, so far, so good, pursuit getting to him, sideline approaching, Tommy stops, plants, throws back across his body, and into a stiff wind. Linebacker picks it off. Tommy still suffers from tunnel vision, at times. He still blocks out defenders from his vision. The Illini continued the tradition of visitors scoring on their opening drive. 41-yard burst right up the gut. MIKE got lost. Cooper got juked. IL makes it 7-7. After Tommy's pick, IL moved right on down the field, again, the D finally holds inside the 10, and snatches a pick back. Huskers drive, again, but Imani Cross fumbles at the end of a play. I say he got face-masked, but what I say doesn't matter. End of one, score is 7-7. Huskers not quite hitting on all cylinders. Illini gaming it, letting it all hang out.
Second quarter. Boom. Illinois ran 15 plays. One was a big pass for a touchdown. Other than that, IL gains 23 yards on 14 plays. Boom number one, FearAmeer from 8 yards out. 14-7, NE. IL throws another pick, which sets up boom number two. FearAmeer from 2 yards out, 21-7 NE. A 3&O sets up Boom number three. 63 yards strike to Kenny, a thing of beauty. First and 10 from their own 37. Tommy fakes the handoff, sets up in the pocket, waits, waits, waits, pressure coming, uncork that big right arm. It looks too long. Wait. What? A quarterback can overthrow a receiver. Yes. but not this time. Right on the numbers. Afrothunder80 for the TD. Message to IL, we can hit this any time we want. 28-7, NE. IL hits their big play, making it 28-14, and Husker fan is still nervous. A made field goal and a missed field goal that had the range but not the accuracy, closes the book on the first half. 31-14. IL wants to go home. Bo won't let them.
27 Sep. 2014 2349
The second half, becomes a battle against topor on offense. Ameer got his 200 and is sitting. Imani plays most of the second half. Imani is a good back. Imani is bigger. Imani is no Ameer. yet. The defense is keeping things fresh, though. Playing with seven defensive backs in 'Dollar" set. It's fun. Illini QB, O'Toole cant solve it. O'Toole tries to read it, but it's like Sanskrit. O'Toole scrambles, O'Toole meets RG4 a couple times. Illini shut out for the second half. Defense figuring it out? For all the fear and loathing of an 'average' defense, they have only given up 8 touchdowns when a game was still in doubt.
Somehow, the fourth quarter is slightly more interesting. Get to see guys that you've never heard of. Ryker Fife getting some experience. Jordy Nelson trying to show why he deserves to move from 4th to 3rd on the depth chart. The defense rolling over the Illini offense like a Labrador that found a dead squirrel in the back yard. Just to finish things, and to prevent another garbage touchdown in the final minute. Pooch turns the dogs loose. Zaire blasts O'Toole on the final play. Game over.
28 Sep 2014 0013
The walk home is soothing. 5-0 soothing. I don't want to think about the 300. Nebraska still won't get any love. Doesn't really deserve any until after Thermopylae, anyway. Just a hunch, but I think that this might just be the first half of a double-header. The sound of 6-0 is almost enough to make one giddy.
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Stuck and Bring on the Illini
I was beginning to get a little bit down on the prospects for the case. I could see why the initial investigation had gone exactly nowhere. I was leaning heavily toward the theory that Jamie had just pulled a runner. She was an adult. Maybe she had just gotten fed up with whatever it was that people get fed up with and decided to ditch it all.
The husband and the boyfriend elements were plausible enough pressure points. Hubby was ignoring her, and maybe boyfriend was coming on too strong. Maybe he was pushing for more commitment to him. Maybe he was making the demand for her to get off the fence and go all in with him. That would mean breaking up the happy home and still having to chance running into ex-hubby all the time. There would also be the element of trading down. Would she be willing to trade down to junior level cop income, instead of rising star real estate rainmanker?
That could make someone bolt.
It seemed that Ricky-boy held out hope. He had never gotten the marriage annulled or filed for divorce in absentia. Maybe there was a reason for that. I had to make a mental note to dig deeper on that trench.
The big, man, gorilla in the room was, of course, Detective Jim Tompkins. His role in this affair, ha, made it delicate work and tantalizing, as well. I was pretty sure he wasn't trying to find her just to re-kindle some puppy-love romance from back in the day. That would not sit well with Mrs. Jimbo, and would not look particularly good if he decided to make chief, someday. Average Joes and Janes tend to want their top cop to be a paragon of virtue. Ha, again.
The fact that he dropped this in my lap, also meant that he really didn't know her whereabouts, and didn't make her disappear. He might have contributed to the getaway fund, knowingly or unknowingly, but I was betting heavily against his being an accomplice. His actions during the investigation negated that theory.
What about the old mentor-detective? He was still alive. Maybe I could get something out of him. His name was in the files along with those of the three other girlfriends that still lived here. The leads were narrowing and I was getting ready to drop the whole thing back into Jimbo's lap. But the niggling nagging voices just wouldn't let it go. This one was too interesting, too many almost there elements that kept dodging away, like the images in dreams that slip out right after you wake up.
Maybe I needed a falafel, or a taco.
Maybe I needed to stop worrying so much about the why. Get down an examine just the what. People do weird shit all the time that they can't explain. Usually nothing this big. Usually it's why did I put my car keys in the fridge? Why did I leave the milk on the counter? Why did I decide, that one time, to give that complete stranger a lift?
I hadn't completely ruled out the stranger danger theory, either. There was a possibility that she met up with a Bad Man, who took her and wouldn't let her go. There were biker gangs that had been known to snatch women and trade them like currency. I didn't have any real evidence to suggest that, it was just a possibility.
I decided on falafel.
I ducked into a place, downtown, that has been there, forever. Awesome food and pretty cheap, too. Lloyd was there, collating and analyzing. I sat down with him.
"Is all this work, or hobby related?" I asked as I plopped my styrofoam plate onto the table.
"A little from column A and a little from column B," he replied without looking up. "In the reports, did you see where Jamie's car was found?" he asked, mildly accusatory.
"Yeah, it was right where her friends said they dropped her off at the end of the night."
"Yes, but where, exactly, was that? Think now."
I tried to recall the files. I remembered that it was outside, at a metered spot, which was free after 6 p.m. "The friends said that she parked there because she got lucky since it was only a block away from the bar they were going to start at."
"Well done," Lloyd said, glibly. "It was also right across the street from what prominent transportation node?"
I pulled the map up in my head. There weren't any transportation nodes, in that part of town. Then it hit me. At the time of the disappearance, the bus station was right across the street. "The bus station. Damn it. Why didn't I think of that. It's where the Embassy Suites is, now, right?"
Lloyd just nodded.
"I could see that," I said. "Get in the car, start digging through the purse, wait for the girlfriends to skedaddle, pop the trunk, grab a bag and be on the next bus out of town. I think you're on to something."
Another nod. "Not that you care, and not that it is all that important, but Nebraska is going to crush Illinois."
Sudden change of subject. How very like Lloyd. "Why do you think it will be a crushing?" I asked, almost out of obligation.
"Their run defense is awful and Nebraska's strength is the rushing attack. Not just better, but dominant. I'd be willing to wager that three Huskers will finish the day with 100+ yards rushing."
"Okey, sounds good. What about this being a trap game? A big, emotional win over Miami. last week, and a HUGE game with Sparty, next week, and don't forget the near melt-down against McNeese State."
Lloyd scoffed. "That's the kind of crap radio hosts come up with to keep people listening for a week. Let's make it all we're so weak, we are vulnerable, this bad thing might happen, blah blah blah."
"So, you're not at all concerned?"
"Not in the least. We still won't get much national credit, but the important thing will be that Nebraska will be 5-0 heading into East Lansing and what will be the biggest test, and biggest game of the year, to this point."
"All right, then," I said. "What is your prediction for the final score?"
"Nebraska 59, Illinois 17. Ameer runs for about 150, Tommy 125, Cross 110."
I finished my falafel and decided to track down bus route records.
The husband and the boyfriend elements were plausible enough pressure points. Hubby was ignoring her, and maybe boyfriend was coming on too strong. Maybe he was pushing for more commitment to him. Maybe he was making the demand for her to get off the fence and go all in with him. That would mean breaking up the happy home and still having to chance running into ex-hubby all the time. There would also be the element of trading down. Would she be willing to trade down to junior level cop income, instead of rising star real estate rainmanker?
That could make someone bolt.
It seemed that Ricky-boy held out hope. He had never gotten the marriage annulled or filed for divorce in absentia. Maybe there was a reason for that. I had to make a mental note to dig deeper on that trench.
The big, man, gorilla in the room was, of course, Detective Jim Tompkins. His role in this affair, ha, made it delicate work and tantalizing, as well. I was pretty sure he wasn't trying to find her just to re-kindle some puppy-love romance from back in the day. That would not sit well with Mrs. Jimbo, and would not look particularly good if he decided to make chief, someday. Average Joes and Janes tend to want their top cop to be a paragon of virtue. Ha, again.
The fact that he dropped this in my lap, also meant that he really didn't know her whereabouts, and didn't make her disappear. He might have contributed to the getaway fund, knowingly or unknowingly, but I was betting heavily against his being an accomplice. His actions during the investigation negated that theory.
What about the old mentor-detective? He was still alive. Maybe I could get something out of him. His name was in the files along with those of the three other girlfriends that still lived here. The leads were narrowing and I was getting ready to drop the whole thing back into Jimbo's lap. But the niggling nagging voices just wouldn't let it go. This one was too interesting, too many almost there elements that kept dodging away, like the images in dreams that slip out right after you wake up.
Maybe I needed a falafel, or a taco.
Maybe I needed to stop worrying so much about the why. Get down an examine just the what. People do weird shit all the time that they can't explain. Usually nothing this big. Usually it's why did I put my car keys in the fridge? Why did I leave the milk on the counter? Why did I decide, that one time, to give that complete stranger a lift?
I hadn't completely ruled out the stranger danger theory, either. There was a possibility that she met up with a Bad Man, who took her and wouldn't let her go. There were biker gangs that had been known to snatch women and trade them like currency. I didn't have any real evidence to suggest that, it was just a possibility.
I decided on falafel.
I ducked into a place, downtown, that has been there, forever. Awesome food and pretty cheap, too. Lloyd was there, collating and analyzing. I sat down with him.
"Is all this work, or hobby related?" I asked as I plopped my styrofoam plate onto the table.
"A little from column A and a little from column B," he replied without looking up. "In the reports, did you see where Jamie's car was found?" he asked, mildly accusatory.
"Yeah, it was right where her friends said they dropped her off at the end of the night."
"Yes, but where, exactly, was that? Think now."
I tried to recall the files. I remembered that it was outside, at a metered spot, which was free after 6 p.m. "The friends said that she parked there because she got lucky since it was only a block away from the bar they were going to start at."
"Well done," Lloyd said, glibly. "It was also right across the street from what prominent transportation node?"
I pulled the map up in my head. There weren't any transportation nodes, in that part of town. Then it hit me. At the time of the disappearance, the bus station was right across the street. "The bus station. Damn it. Why didn't I think of that. It's where the Embassy Suites is, now, right?"
Lloyd just nodded.
"I could see that," I said. "Get in the car, start digging through the purse, wait for the girlfriends to skedaddle, pop the trunk, grab a bag and be on the next bus out of town. I think you're on to something."
Another nod. "Not that you care, and not that it is all that important, but Nebraska is going to crush Illinois."
Sudden change of subject. How very like Lloyd. "Why do you think it will be a crushing?" I asked, almost out of obligation.
"Their run defense is awful and Nebraska's strength is the rushing attack. Not just better, but dominant. I'd be willing to wager that three Huskers will finish the day with 100+ yards rushing."
"Okey, sounds good. What about this being a trap game? A big, emotional win over Miami. last week, and a HUGE game with Sparty, next week, and don't forget the near melt-down against McNeese State."
Lloyd scoffed. "That's the kind of crap radio hosts come up with to keep people listening for a week. Let's make it all we're so weak, we are vulnerable, this bad thing might happen, blah blah blah."
"So, you're not at all concerned?"
"Not in the least. We still won't get much national credit, but the important thing will be that Nebraska will be 5-0 heading into East Lansing and what will be the biggest test, and biggest game of the year, to this point."
"All right, then," I said. "What is your prediction for the final score?"
"Nebraska 59, Illinois 17. Ameer runs for about 150, Tommy 125, Cross 110."
I finished my falafel and decided to track down bus route records.
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